20 stripped down things about me #thetruth
I scream LOUDLY at my kids, also swear.
I forget to go and cancel appointments all the time.
I drive till the miles till empty is 1.
I forget to pay bills until they call sometimes.
My car is a complete disaster.
I have mini breakdowns in the shower.
I am having a hard time aging physically but love it mentally.
I can be caught hiding with a glass of wine in my bathroom, weekly.
I go clothes shopping, pick up 10 things, put 10 things back.
I don't have great friends, I miss that and am jealous of those who do.
I never answer the phone or texts for that matter, I see them I just don't have the energy.
I wash clothes, forget about them, re-wash them, put in the basket and forget again.
Sex is important and a priority in my life.
We joined a bowling league because we were bored, it's become our favorite thing.
I hate working out, envy those who do. But want a bad ass body. Clearly isn't happening.
When I ground my kids from screen time, I feel like I'm the one being punished.
I've worked for many assholes in my life, now I work with my husband. Ill leave that open to interpertion.
I pee when I jump on the trampoline, sneeze to hard or laugh to hard, f**ken kids.
I have an obsession with Greys Anatomy. Fairly unhealthy one.
Other moms don't like me most of the time. I prefer it that way. Not trying to fit it with you.